[ Five can't stop himself from laughing at that description of events. ]

Honestly Har, you've shoved pool cues up more than one guy's ass. But I think I remember the place you are talking about.

[ As he stops at a red light, he leans over to press a kiss to cheek. ]

Try not to ruin the mace by shoving up anyone's ass. That was a one of a kind creation.

[ He says jokingly, but he hopes she just uses it for smashing as it was intended to do. ]