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Negaduck ([personal profile] letsgetmalicious) wrote in [personal profile] revmeup 2024-10-09 08:27 am (UTC)

I don’t know which I’d hate more.

[ Negs nearly misses the projectile, and almost tumbles out of the chair catching it. He gives her a dirty look. He's not going to say thank you, because he's a dick, but he does mumble thirty-six words a Disney character should not say under his breath, and that's pretty much as close as she’s gonna get. There’s also a microscopic voice in his head that says maybe he’s not as alone as he likes to think that promptly gets beaten to death and thrown off a bridge. ]

If I wanted to watch relentless carnage and senseless bloodshed, I’d go for a nice walk in the park.

[ The axe he likes, though.

Negs takes it from her and holds it up, admiring the way it catches the light. There’s a little sneer. He's a simple duck of simple tastes. Then it aaaalllll sinks in, and his eye twitches again, the malice returning full force. ]


Hey, waitaminute!! Whaddya think this is, a bed-and-breakfast?! I got big plans for tomorrow and I don’t need you here muckin’ em up!

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