He'll take that. He's probably going to come out of this several thousand dollars poorer, but if she looks good and makes a good impression on his mother, then it's worth it.

Malcolm rests his free hand on her legs again and takes another sip of his drink. "Your accent and hair are fine." He sees zero problem with them and his mother will get over them. "The tattoos are... there's not much we can do about them. Laser removal is up to you, but that won't be happening before brunch anyway."

Depending on what they pick out, most of her tattoos will probably be covered anyway. The ones on her face... aren't great, but they are what they are. Malcolm has debated broaching the topic of having some of her tattoos removed, if she wants to do that, but he's on thin ice right now and he doesn't trust it to not come out as a judgement. Therefore, he's steering clear of that topic for now.

"We should probably discuss what you're going to answer to some of the questions that she will inevitably ask you."