"Hmm." She twirls the ends of her hair around a finger. It's a shame he can't see how absurdly shit-eating her grin is. Coquettish fluttering of lashes. The whole bit. "My magical bomb was in my head."

And that's the end of that story!

"I could put up a fuss if you want, but it's got nothing to do with me so I don't really see the point."