Oh, I'm aware, my mother has raved about your profession, your manner, your inability to cook. [And he has been warned off several times but, well, let's face it - Oswald isn't really looking to date. Anyone. Especially not a girl but that was neither here nor there.]

You're a doctor and you can't afford a better place? Maybe consider changing your job.

[He offers a smile with too many teeth, fake and clearly dismissive.] Join the mob, they have great rates and you often get dental.