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Well, you know. It never hurts to lay on the charm on a lady as awesome as you.
(Not his best line by a long mile but also not his worst. Progress?)
(Not his best line by a long mile but also not his worst. Progress?)
How much everywhere are we talking? 😏 I have to say, I dig the whole red, white, and blue ensemble you've got going on. Very patriotic. But in like, a sticking it to the man sort of way.
Really? I will happily accept that challenge. Name the time and place.
'Beefed up James Dean thing' is a new one. I gotta say, I dig it.
'Beefed up James Dean thing' is a new one. I gotta say, I dig it.
Place called Mack's. It looks exactly as it sounds - full of truck drivers and assholes.
They've got a mean bull to ride, too.
Not to mention, the best tasting cheap tequila I've ever had. Feel like hitting it up?
They've got a mean bull to ride, too.
Not to mention, the best tasting cheap tequila I've ever had. Feel like hitting it up?
There is. Five hundred bucks.
I've won twice now, so you'll have some mean competition. Loser buys the drinks?
I've won twice now, so you'll have some mean competition. Loser buys the drinks?
Is your life one big joke? That's the next question, my dear. What comes around, goes around as they say.
[Don't get cocky, Ed you bastard.]
[Don't get cocky, Ed you bastard.]
I suppose if you view your life as a joke, everything else becomes one big joke also. Yet, who gets the last laugh?
I am large, I am round, I bounce, but cannot fly. What am I?
I am large, I am round, I bounce, but cannot fly. What am I?
Done and done. I am nothing if not a gentleman, after all.
[Maybe not exactly a gentleman but you know. Close enough.]
[Maybe not exactly a gentleman but you know. Close enough.]
Usually, yes. I find it very stimulating to probe a person's intelligence to see if they're good enough for me.
No- I never said that. At all. You said the word "jerk" I didn't.
[Was he getting a little flustered? Just a bit.]
[Was he getting a little flustered? Just a bit.]
Edited 2019-01-31 07:49 (UTC)
I think you have an over fascination with my penis. From the sounds of it you like imagining myself to be touching my cock while I'm alone.
[Right?]
[Right?]
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