call me out

[revmeup]

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[revmeup]

No but literally for medical reasons I was a doctor specializing in violent psychopaths I stg I'm not telling you sex deets

[ Or at least, never admitting it. ]

I know he wouldn't. It was pretty weird for me at first tbh. He's

Very different

From what I'm used to

[tougherstuff]

Now I see what you two have in common.

My son is a good man, despite all of his issues. All I want is for him to be happy.

[revmeup]

I think I make him happy. I try to.

... I mean he doesn't have real high expectations tbh. Which works in my favor!

[tougherstuff]

He should have high expectations though, don't you think?

[revmeup]

nobody in this city should have high expectations

[tougherstuff]

I have high expectations for him. He deserves it.

[revmeup]

yeah he does, but he wants me instead and I already gave him a chance to dump me and trade up, so.

[tougherstuff]

Can't say I didn't try either, but he's apparently not interested in any of the lovely girls from good families that I try to introduce him to.

[revmeup]

turns out this whole time you should have been introducing him to broken bitches from brooklyn! Surprise!

[tougherstuff]

I would have preferred someone more stable, but I can see why you're appealing to him. Again, I've been choosing to pick my battles with Malcolm lately.

[revmeup]

so since you ambushed my phone, do I get out of brunch?

[tougherstuff]

Definitely not. You'll need to make use of whatever thousand dollar outfit you picked out for this.

[revmeup]

five thousand
i was in a real petty mood

[tougherstuff]

[ Dear God. ]

All the more reason for it to not go to waste.

[revmeup]

[ Jessica probably has shoes that cost more than that. ]

do you think if we gang up on him we could get Malcolm to eat an entire egg? maybe even TWO eggs?

[tougherstuff]

We can try. Generally, he doesn't respond well to threats though. Surely you're aware of how stubborn he is.