revmeup | call me out

[ Gary didn't say anything but he did haul himself off the bed. His body still kind of feeling great from getting off not long ago.

He followed her into the shower. Which he was surprised they both fit in so well. He too started to clean up before looking over at her.]

Want me to help with your hair, Harley?

Oh sure! But touch these first.

[ Harley turned to face him. She was wet and soapy as she cupped her breasts and them an enticing little jiggle. ]

Shower tits feel soooo fun to play with!

[ True friendship. ]

[ Gary was about to question what she was asking until she turned. Those green eyes widened as he grinned and stepped a little closer to take both in his hands and play with them, wet and soapy. Teasing her nipples now and then.

This henchman would always be weak for a great pair of tits. She'd hold so much power over him with them.]

THIS is epic! Like top ten moments ever.

[ Amusement just rolling off his tone. Everything else forgotten but this. ]

Right? I get distracted in the shower like all the time.

[ Harley could go for another round but she was satisfied at the moment, so this was some pretty platonic titty fondling. Just a couple of good pals. She kept washing up the rest of her while he had fun. ]

I think you gave me stubble burn on my thighs.

Dude, I can totally understand, I think I would too if I were you.

[ He knew he was basically done for now, but playing with her wet boobs after all of that? Totally fun.

He looked from them to her when she spoke again and at least tried to look a little apologetic. ]

If I did, that was unintentional, but I'm so not apologizing. It was fun. I'd totally do that again anytime.

[ Finally he let go of her chest, and lifted both hands to push some of her hair out of her face.]

How about we finish up and go see if any of the movies left.

[ He SO knew it wouldn't be, but he was ready to lay down. ]

I'd totally let you.

[ She reaches up and rubs his scruffy cheek. ]

You should get some beard oil if you want to keep rocking the five o'clock shadow, though. As long as you plan to make it a habit to eat puss.

[ They finish up the shower, helping wash each other's hair. Harley even insisted that he use shampoo and conditioner, and helped him blow dry it after. ]

Sorry not sorry we missed the movie. I know you've wanted me to watch that since always but you didn't seem to mind a change of plans.

You're so on, just call or text some time. The train rides so much easier to Gotham than Manhattan.

[ He couldn't 'borrow' the car every time he wanted to come visit her in Gotham.

His eyes closed when she rubbed his scruffy cheek. ]

I'll look into it, I totally want to make that a habit. [ he didn't even mind the nearly passing out from lack of air bit.

He was well-behaved, and even offered to help dry her hair in return. ]

It's cool, maybe one day we'll watch it together, but I'm so not complaining about the change of plans, that was awesome. [ Moving over to the bed, after at least getting his boxers back on, he pulled the covers down for them, and grabbed his phone from his pants to set an alarm for 10 am. Not that he thought he would need it. He rarely slept in. ]

[ Harley didn't bother putting anything on and crawled into bed naked. He had a good look already so there was no point getting shy now. She settled against his side for a cuddly night. ]

You really don't regret it, right? I dunno, maybe you wanted your first time to be something different, but I really tried to make it a positive experience.

[ No, at least for the time they were in the hotel room, his shyness had all but poofed out the window. Turning off the lights, and moving to lay down next to her. Gary left his phone on the nightstand and offered the remote her way. In case, she wanted to turn on Looney Tunes or something while they snuggled. ]

No regrets at all, Harley. Like zero. You made it a positive experience, I promise. I owe you one, dude. [ He even kissed her forehead when he said it. ]

[ She turned the television off. He must be exhausted and she wouldn't really pay attention to anything on the screen. If she couldn't sleep then she'd just get up and play a muted game on her phone. ]

Nah, you don't owe me. I got two orgasms out of it.

[ Once the TV was off, he shifted on to his side, an arm draped over her. He fell asleep within 20 minutes. Luckily, he wasn't the type to snore, but he did sleep pretty deep. Both from the drinking and the orgasm.

Around 9:30 his alarm went off. Moving to find his phone without getting out of bed and shutting his alarm off as he flopped back against the pillows again. It was the first night in a while that he didn't remember dreaming and slept right through. Though it was taking a moment to remember where he was, and realizing he was a bit hungover. Not quite ready to get out of bed yet.]

[ Harley grumbled into his shoulder at the noise. ]

Whuh th'fuh? Stoppit.

[ She reached across him to slap feebly around the nightstand at the first note and tried to go back to sleep when he shut it off. But it was too late, the damage was done. ]

Mmm. What time is it?

My alarm. [ He grumbled a little. As she slapped feebly across the nightstand. The phone abandoned to the bed as he laid there looking at the dark ceiling. Only a little surprised she was still there. ]

Nine thirty. You said checkout was at eleven. [ As he said it, he was honestly a little shocked he slept past 7. Sheila would already be up and realize the coffee wasn't made. Oh well, they'd be fine.]

Right. Right.

[ She sat up and stretched with a groan and a yawn. She rubbed her face and looked blearily around the room. ]

How ya feelin', champ?

[ When Harley sat up, Gary stretched some and rolled on his side to sit up. His head spinning as he sat up.]

Little hungover, what was in those drinks? [ He didn't feel that drunk when they got to the room, but this headache wasn't nearly as bad as some in the past.] How about you, Harley?

[ He needed to get dressed, but he needed a moment to sit there and let his head hurt.]

We've still got those beers if you need some hair of the dog.

[ Harley, on the other hand, was in obnoxiously good shape. She hopped out of bed to finish her stretch routine. ]

My thighs are a little chafed, but I'm great other than that. Do you remember last night, or were you way more wasted than I thought?

That might be a good idea.

[ He pushed off the bed to go pull one out of the mini fridge. Making sure not to get in her way. His morning run was SO cancelled. He snagged his pants off the floor to pull them on before he sat back on the bed, cracking the can open. ]

Right, right, beard oil. I'll add that to my list. Don't want that happening to you if we do this again. [ He seemed to be mostly awake now that he had moved around some. Watching her stretch while he drank, sitting on the edge of the bed.]

No, I wasn't too wasted. I remember mostly everything. There are bits from leaving the bar gone, but I've been far more faded before.

[ Harley helped herself to a breakfast beer as well and opened a pack of Twizzlers before she sat next to him on the bed. ]

Good. It would suck to have given you all that education and then you lost it in a blackout.

[ She gulped down half the can. ]

I know I keep asking, but are we good?

[ He reached out, a silent request for one of the Twizzlers. The breakfast of ...well not champions. But someone! ]

Oh dude, right? I'd be SO embarrassed of myself if I forgot any of that, not just because it was so totally awesome.

[ Gary was already beaming some, looking over. He offered a fist bump. ]

We're so cool, seriously. I wouldn't ever lie to you, unless, you know it was stupid important. But, seriously. We're cooler than cool. You good, too?

[ A man who gave her two orgasms in one night had absolutely earned himself an equal share of Twizzlers. ]

I am so good.

[ She returned that bump with a huge grin. ]

Blue croptop and pink miniskirt would not have been as good as me, so really it all worked out for the best. Don't you think?

[ Not too shabby for a nearly thirty-year-old virgin. But he had a hell of a teacher.

Her returning the fist bump? And sharing her Twizzlers, an awesome start to the day. Headache or not.]

Oh, dude, totally for the best. I don't even care if they might have been, which they so wouldn't have been. It was nice to just be with someone I know and trust. Definitely helped my nerves.

Awww, good, I'm glad! I knew you'd do just fine if you could get out of your own head about it.

[ She kissed him on the cheek before getting up to get dressed. ]

[ He chuckled at that, mostly because of how right she was. Not just on this, but in general. Since 24's death, he'd really started to question things he never would have before. It made life a little more difficult.]

You're absolutely right, Harley. [ That cheek kiss brought another grin to his face, finally finishing off the beer and setting the can aside. Grabbing up his suit shirt, he tugged it on and started to get dressed too. ]

You're right, that helped a little. [ His phone slipped in his pocket once he found a sock he lost in the bed and got in on. ]

[ Harley collected their hair ties and passed his over before putting hers up. ]

Next time you get down on yourself, just remember. You fucked the Harley Quinn.

[ Taking the hair tie from her, pulling his hair back into its normal ponytail. A bit messy, but he'd have to brush it out at home anyway. ]

Oh my god, when you say it that way, it's so epic. [ Gary held out a hand for a high five. ] Best night ever!

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