call me out

[revmeup]

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[revmeup]

I thought he should just tell you a hooker left them

[tougherstuff]

He knows I wouldn't believe that. He wouldn't hire a hooker. And he doesn't need to. Seriously, look at him.

[revmeup]

[ Harley thinks Malcolm might hire professional company under very specific circumstances, but also thinks that's a weird debate to have with his mother, so she'll just let this one go. ]

I often do

[ Wait is that a weird thing to talk about too? She doesn't know shit about appropriate boundaries. ]

We don't share a bed. I sleep in the spare room if I stay over. He's too scared he'd hurt me on accident.

[tougherstuff]

[ The Whitly family doesn't know what boundaries are, so it's all good. ]

For good reason. He hit me several times as a child when I was trying to restrain him during his night terrors. No major injuries, but he always felt bad about it when he woke up. I could handle him when he was a boy, but when he got older it became too difficult.

[revmeup]

I can take one hell of a beating but he doesnt really like being reminded of that

[tougherstuff]

Of course not. I'm sure he'd hate to think of you in pain, especially if he knew he was the cause of it. My son tends to carry guilt around like a hundred pound weight on his shoulders.

[revmeup]

He's not going to hurt me. I know how to keep a man restrained.

[ Wait. ]

For medical reasons.

[tougherstuff]

I don't need to know Malcolm's sexual proclivities.

[ Maybe there is a boundary after all. Sort of. Jessica probably wouldn't actually mind knowing. She's morbidly curious. This family is messed up. ]

Point being, he's not going to ever put you in any sort of harm's way. He'd rather die himself than let that happen.

[revmeup]

No but literally for medical reasons I was a doctor specializing in violent psychopaths I stg I'm not telling you sex deets

[ Or at least, never admitting it. ]

I know he wouldn't. It was pretty weird for me at first tbh. He's

Very different

From what I'm used to

[tougherstuff]

Now I see what you two have in common.

My son is a good man, despite all of his issues. All I want is for him to be happy.

[revmeup]

I think I make him happy. I try to.

... I mean he doesn't have real high expectations tbh. Which works in my favor!

[tougherstuff]

He should have high expectations though, don't you think?

[revmeup]

nobody in this city should have high expectations

[tougherstuff]

I have high expectations for him. He deserves it.

[revmeup]

yeah he does, but he wants me instead and I already gave him a chance to dump me and trade up, so.

[tougherstuff]

Can't say I didn't try either, but he's apparently not interested in any of the lovely girls from good families that I try to introduce him to.

[revmeup]

turns out this whole time you should have been introducing him to broken bitches from brooklyn! Surprise!

[tougherstuff]

I would have preferred someone more stable, but I can see why you're appealing to him. Again, I've been choosing to pick my battles with Malcolm lately.

[revmeup]

so since you ambushed my phone, do I get out of brunch?

[tougherstuff]

Definitely not. You'll need to make use of whatever thousand dollar outfit you picked out for this.

[revmeup]

five thousand
i was in a real petty mood

[tougherstuff]

[ Dear God. ]

All the more reason for it to not go to waste.

[revmeup]

[ Jessica probably has shoes that cost more than that. ]

do you think if we gang up on him we could get Malcolm to eat an entire egg? maybe even TWO eggs?

[tougherstuff]

We can try. Generally, he doesn't respond well to threats though. Surely you're aware of how stubborn he is.