call me out

[revmeup]

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[revmeup]

You gotta show off the gun show, or how is anyone gonna know to get a ticket?

[ Harley takes his arm and heads in a promising direction. She doesn't know this city but there's bound to be a bar somewhere. ]

I'm making up for the cock block. We're not going home until I get you laid.

[twoton_twentyone]

The gun show?

[ That gets a laugh out of him, but he walks arm in arm with her, trusting her to navigate. This was not a city he's been too yet, either. ]

I told you, you don't need to worry about that, Harley. [ But he's not gonna fully say no. With Harley as a wing man, his chances have risen. ]

[revmeup]

You don't tell me what to do, Gare-bear. This is happening.

[ She points at a neon sign down the road. ]

Let's try there first. Looks like a place with hot sluts. You into hot sluts?

[twoton_twentyone]

Alright, cool. I won't, I'd totally hate it if that was the only reason we're hanging out tonight, is all.

[ He'll let Gare-bear slide, that's fine.

Walking along with her towards the bar. Shrugging when she asked. ]

Dude, do I look picky? I'm so not picky. So long as this night ends without an STD or pregnancy, I'm copacetic.

[revmeup]

It's not picky to have a preference! What are you feeling tonight?

[ She takes a better look at the bar as they get closer, trying to decide if the vibe is right. ]

Man, woman? Blonde, redhead, brunette? Come on, give me a shopping list!

[twoton_twentyone]

[ He shakes his head some, taking a moment to think.]

Totally a woman. Uhh, as for the rest I don't care about hair color, but no one ditzy, I can't stand that. Someone shorter than me, but even that is not a hard line.

[revmeup]

[ She presses a hand against her chest in mock offense. ]

No ditzes? What have you got against my people?

[twoton_twentyone]

[ This is one of those moments where he holds his hands up, without dislodging her arm. Playfully surrendering. It might be a mock offense, but he jumps to defend his words. ]

I so didn't mean you, you're an amazing Hench and super fun, I like your brand of ditzy. But, for some rando hook up? I don't know about that. It's a shame you didn't watch all of Star Wars, I could just say someone like Leia, but no that won't work.

[ He drops his arms, but rubs the back of his head. ] I trust your judgement here, Harley.

[revmeup]

A babe with two buns and no bra. Got it.

[ See, she can remember the IMPORTANT stuff!

She leads him into the bar and finds a spot where they can see almost everyone. ]

I'll get the first round. You check out the crowd and let me know if anyone catches your eye.

[twoton_twentyone]

It's hot, come on, you can't deny it.

[ This is why she's the best.

Taking a seat next to her at the bar, looking over the crowd. ]

Deal, but I get the next round. Gotta keep it fair. [ Looking out at the crowd, looking people over for now. ]

So, while we're looking, how are things going in Gotham?

[revmeup]

Gotham is ... Fine. I guess. [ She taps her fingers on the bar top anxiously. ] There's been a lot of changes. I don't hench anymore.

[twoton_twentyone]

[ Gary stops looking at the crowd and looks back to her, confused. ]

Wait, what? When did that happen? You didn't tell me you weren't henching anymore. [ One night stand mattered less now, this was so much more important. ] Did it happen while I was on sabbatical?

[ When 24 died he'd taken nearly 9 months away from the hench life, that was when his look changed from chubby dude to the guy he is now. ]

[revmeup]

Me an' Joker broke up.

[ She turns away to wave at a bartender, mostly as an excuse to not look at Gary. The way other people look at her when she says it is the worst. ]

I thought maybe if you knew we wouldn't be friends anymore.

[twoton_twentyone]

Oh, dude, Harley. [ Yeah, that's sympathy in his voice, he knows how crazy she was for that dude, that scary scary dude.

He waits until she's turned to the bartender, laying a hand on her shoulder. ]

Are you okay? Like that had to be hard, and I don't care about that. Sure, I could see why others would be but your my friend, bro. You're stuck with me.

[revmeup]

[ She has to blink away a tear before she turns back to him with a strained smile. She throws her arms around him and kisses him on the cheek. ]

[twoton_twentyone]

[ That strained smile is all he needs to see before he opens his arms. Wrapping them around her when, she throws hers around him and kisses his cheek. ]

It's gonna be okay, Harley. I totally got your back.

[revmeup]

[ Harley indulges in a good squeeze while she get herself together. Then she pulls back and claps him on the shoulders. ]

Now let's get your dick wet!

[twoton_twentyone]

[ That gets a chuckle out of him, pulling back and looking back to the floor. ]

This is going to be a train wreck, but I'm here for it. [ He was amused at least. Looking back when he saw the Bartender still waiting from where Harley waved them over, he ordered a cheap beer before looking back to the dance floor. ]

[revmeup]

[ Harley gets herself a cocktail, strong and sweet, and leans against Gary's shoulder. ]

Okay, keep an eye on the crowd. I'm about to test the waters.

[ Harley clears her throat and loudly announces: ]

I dunno, I just don't think Han Solo or Indiana Jones could beat Edward Cullen in a real fight!

[twoton_twentyone]

[ He decides to trust the process. Harley hasn't lead him wrong yet. ]

Cool, cool.

[ Though as she makes that loud announcement, she had to know he'd get distracted. This geek LIVES for this kind of argument. It's almost like 24 was still around, in a sad way. ]

Dude! You're so wrong! Either of them could kick that sparklepire's ass into the ground!

[ He'd looking down at her, not at the crowd, he's all about this now.]

[revmeup]

[ Harley rolls her eyes at how fast he got off track and slaps his knee to get him to focus up. ]

There, brown hair and blue crop top. She looked like she had some shit to say about that.

[twoton_twentyone]

[ the snack to his knee gets his attention. Looking back to the crowd, seeing the girl Harley noticed. ]

You sure that's not just her face? She still looks annoyed.

[ a second later.]

And you so better not believe what you said. Otherwise I'm making you watch Star Wars with me later.

[ His eyes went back to the brunette, thinking about it. What could it hurt? ]

[revmeup]

Maybe it's just her face. Whatever. Put a bag over her head.

[ She plucks the umbrella put of her glass to take a sip of her drink. ]

I meannnn, he is a vampire...

[twoton_twentyone]

Dude, I would never do that to someone. Unless their into it and we talked about it first.

[ He looked back to her a second.]

Okay, keep an eye on my drink, I'll go talk to her, or try. And when I get back I'll tell you why your wrong.

[ Gary expects to blow this.]

[revmeup]

I'm not wrong, but go off, king.

[ While he's gone, Harley orders him a different drink. Something that would look classier and more impressive than the cheapest beer.

She watches while trying not to look like she's watching. Go get 'em, Gare-bear 👍 ]