call me out

[revmeup]

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Dr. Harleen Quinzel version available by request

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[revmeup]

Does he actually eat???? I have literally never seen it happen.

[tougherstuff]

A little bit. Enough to stay alive. He's been like that ever since the stuff with his father.

[revmeup]

his sleep has been a little better lately

not that he has a high bar to clear

[tougherstuff]

I'm glad to hear that. Are you sleeping in the same bed with him? Please note that I'm asking because of the restraints. I'm well aware that the two of you are having sex.

[revmeup]

whatttt noooo I don't even know what a penis is?????

[tougherstuff]

I feel bad for him then.

Even when I found the underwear, I assumed it was just sex. He's a young man and young men have needs. Really, all of us have needs, if I'm being honest.

[revmeup]

I thought he should just tell you a hooker left them

[tougherstuff]

He knows I wouldn't believe that. He wouldn't hire a hooker. And he doesn't need to. Seriously, look at him.

[revmeup]

[ Harley thinks Malcolm might hire professional company under very specific circumstances, but also thinks that's a weird debate to have with his mother, so she'll just let this one go. ]

I often do

[ Wait is that a weird thing to talk about too? She doesn't know shit about appropriate boundaries. ]

We don't share a bed. I sleep in the spare room if I stay over. He's too scared he'd hurt me on accident.

[tougherstuff]

[ The Whitly family doesn't know what boundaries are, so it's all good. ]

For good reason. He hit me several times as a child when I was trying to restrain him during his night terrors. No major injuries, but he always felt bad about it when he woke up. I could handle him when he was a boy, but when he got older it became too difficult.

[revmeup]

I can take one hell of a beating but he doesnt really like being reminded of that

[tougherstuff]

Of course not. I'm sure he'd hate to think of you in pain, especially if he knew he was the cause of it. My son tends to carry guilt around like a hundred pound weight on his shoulders.

[revmeup]

He's not going to hurt me. I know how to keep a man restrained.

[ Wait. ]

For medical reasons.

[tougherstuff]

I don't need to know Malcolm's sexual proclivities.

[ Maybe there is a boundary after all. Sort of. Jessica probably wouldn't actually mind knowing. She's morbidly curious. This family is messed up. ]

Point being, he's not going to ever put you in any sort of harm's way. He'd rather die himself than let that happen.

[revmeup]

No but literally for medical reasons I was a doctor specializing in violent psychopaths I stg I'm not telling you sex deets

[ Or at least, never admitting it. ]

I know he wouldn't. It was pretty weird for me at first tbh. He's

Very different

From what I'm used to

[tougherstuff]

Now I see what you two have in common.

My son is a good man, despite all of his issues. All I want is for him to be happy.

[revmeup]

I think I make him happy. I try to.

... I mean he doesn't have real high expectations tbh. Which works in my favor!

[tougherstuff]

He should have high expectations though, don't you think?

[revmeup]

nobody in this city should have high expectations

[tougherstuff]

I have high expectations for him. He deserves it.

[revmeup]

yeah he does, but he wants me instead and I already gave him a chance to dump me and trade up, so.

[tougherstuff]

Can't say I didn't try either, but he's apparently not interested in any of the lovely girls from good families that I try to introduce him to.

[revmeup]

turns out this whole time you should have been introducing him to broken bitches from brooklyn! Surprise!

[tougherstuff]

I would have preferred someone more stable, but I can see why you're appealing to him. Again, I've been choosing to pick my battles with Malcolm lately.

[revmeup]

so since you ambushed my phone, do I get out of brunch?